Who Let the Dogma Out
Theophilus Monroe & Michael Anderle
They blackballed me a heretic.
Not like they had a choice. The only alternative was admitting they might be wrong.
Unthinkable!
I didn’t go into ministry to defend dogma.
I just wanted to spread a message of hope.
But now I don’t know what to believe.
Elves are real. I mean, seriously?
How does getting stabbed confirm to anyone I am the center of ancient prophecy?
Now it isn’t just my beliefs I have to fight.
There are many who don’t want to see the elven prophecy fulfilled.
And they want me dead before I can do something radical.
Like, oh, I don’t know…
How about save the world?
P.S. – Learning to communicate with your cat is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Old Dogma New Tricks
Theophilus Monroe & Michael Anderle
Working out sucks!
Especially when your girlfriend is like the next Jillian Michaels.
It doesn’t help that Layla is a princess. Of like, elves. So beautiful, powerful and regal.
I am preparing to fight like the fate of the world might depend on… me.
My girlfriend has disappeared back to her world.
Elven legions might attack Earth, there’s been a coup attempt and rumors of dead elves coming back to life.
But something doesn’t feel right about all of this…
Between surprise wedgies, the folks at my church upset at me, and my talking-cat’s Animal Planet addiction…
It’s like my whole life is in disarray.
How can I be expected to save anyone, much less the world?
Three Dogma Night
Theophilus Monroe & Michael Anderle
Two elf princesses at the same time…
For most guys, an adolescent dream come true.
For me? A total nightmare!
Another race of elf has showed up… the Drow… Exotic. Wise. And, sexy as hell!
The Drow have their own version of the elven prophecy.
They think the chosen one is destined to marry their princess!
Layla is pissed. But we received word that the elven legion has defeated the giants.
Next on their agenda? Conquer earth.
And if that wasn’t enough… an elf assassin is on my trail.
We need the Drows’ help.
Without them, I won’t be any match for the elven legion is preparing to unleash on our world.
If I can even survive long enough before they invade.
Junkyard Dogma
Theophilus Monroe & Michael Anderle
Put not your trust in princes…
I was foolish to ever think the government would help in our battle against the elven legion.
Support the President’s alliance with the elven king… or be arrested for murder.
Technically, I was guilty… but what a choice!
And I can’t even use my abilities to fight…
Not so long as the fairies are aligned with the elves.
There’s only one way to get the upper hand.
I have to appeal to the furies… the “queens” of the fairy realm.
They demand justice… for the one who died by my magic.
If I don’t face the music, if I can’t convince the furies that justice was done, I’ll never be able to stop the elves.
Dogma Days of Summer
Theophilus Monroe & Michael Anderle
We’re taking the fight to the elves at the North Pole.
Not because I’m trying to ruin Christmas.
But because these elves intend to take over the world.
Layla hopes she can win them over.
But can the elves be convinced to break with Brightborn?
All I know is that we can’t wait for the elven king to make his next move.
It’s time to act.
If we don’t stop him now, will we even get another chance?
The king is gaining too much influence over the world’s superpowers.
Not to mention, what is the likelihood that we’ll even get out of there alive?
Dogma of War
Theophilus Monroe & Michael Anderle
Is there anything worth dying for? Is there anything worth killing for?
I’m fighting for the people. For freedom. For humanity. My cause is just. But there’s nothing right about it.
What is war but a series of tragedies that one hopes will end in victory?
Finding peace through violence is a little like trying to find chastity through promiscuity.
Will the world ever find peace again? Do I want it to?
I’m addicted to the thrill of battle, and that might just kill me.